Mom, why are you throwing your boobs away?!?
Joey 4 (upon seeing some old bras in the trash)
these are things our kids say
Mom, why are you throwing your boobs away?!?
Happy birthday Joey!!!
Mommy, daddy let me stay up early last night to make you a card for your birthday!!!
Sammy 1 and 10 months
You know why I like tater tots mom?!? Because they taste like meat. They have protein in them right?
I just pooped in here so it might stink!
Mommy, instead of saying Sammy’s fired, could you just say she’s silly? That’s nicer!
Adabacado
Mommy, some people have chinovies!