Things Stout Kids Say

these are things our kids say

Mom, why are you throwing your boobs away?!?
Joey 4 (upon seeing some old bras in the trash)
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Happy birthday Joey!!!

Joey 4

  • Joey: you know what's better about 4 year old snuggles?
  • Mommy: no, what?
  • Joey: they come with singing!!!! Lallalala
Mommy, daddy let me stay up early last night to make you a card for your birthday!!!
Joey - 20 days from being 4
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Sammy 1 and 10 months

You know why I like tater tots mom?!? Because they taste like meat. They have protein in them right?
Joey 3
I just pooped in here so it might stink!
Joey calling us to the potty
Mommy, instead of saying Sammy’s fired, could you just say she’s silly? That’s nicer!
Joey 3
Mommy, some people have chinovies!
Joey - 3 (chimneys)